thatswhat'sup.

Not about to fuck around, bitch.

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

(via mother-rucker)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(Source: augutsy, via mother-rucker)

mother-rucker:

I wish boys knew not to make comments about how attractive other women are around their girlfriends because every person I’ve ever dated has done that and boy does it make me HAAAAAAAATE myself
Like I get it, I don’t have an ass like hers. She’s a lot prettier than I am. Why do you have to tell me this

t33na:

supitskari:

sandandglass:

Source

"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

It’s really not that hard

(via mother-rucker)

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via thisinfinitelove-hate)

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass, via fusels)

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

(Source: mgustave, via fusels)

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

(via thenameisjack)

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