Ayo Mayo

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empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via born-2-dieee)

emmaisbatman:

a-manderpants:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

Oh my god I’m legitimately laughing out loud with these.

The last one.

(via born-2-dieee)

benny-the-jet-55:

When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

(via born-2-dieee)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via born-2-dieee)

Charlotte Eriksson, Empty Roads & Broken Bottles; in search for The Great Perhaps. (via thesoutherly)

(Source: 13neighbors, via born-2-dieee)

Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my fucked up little life.

schoolyards:

my faith in humanity is restored

(Source: sizvideos, via born-2-dieee)

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

(via born-2-dieee)

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “Will you Gogh to prom with me?” Yeah, I guess I’m romantic.

(Source: criminalmindsagentangel, via -theperfectmistake)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via fuuck-0fff)

Rock On